Hungry head and the animal kingdom

Just a quick couple of pictures.  I was picking up some bits in Yokohama yesterday and came across a couple of interesting sights…

Monster hats

My hat will eat your soul

My hat will eat your soul

I really want one of these hats – but then again, I really don’t.

Condom characterisation

Animal penis protection

Which are you? Smart boy, Super Big Boy or Mega Big Boy?

Call me strange, but I can’t bring myself to buy condoms with animals on the front.  I like to keep members of the animal kingdom out of the equation when it comes to sex – I find that’s usually a safe policy that I would also encourage others to endorse.  Also, it’s clear what you’re saying about yourself with regards to the horse and the elephant, but what exactly is going on with the eagle condoms?  I mean, Smart boy?  Maybe it’s giving the message of “Hey – I might not packing a freakishly large elephant penis, but hell – I can calculate Pi to 50 decimal places, no problem”.  Either that or it’s to allow people to use very lame lines about ‘swooping in to get their prey’.  Still, each to their own right?

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